greg rutter's definitive list of 99 things you should have already experienced on the internet.
bold what you've seen.

1. grape stomp.
2. charlie bit me.
3. chocolate rain.
4. dancing baby.
5. post secret.
6. charlie the unicorn.
7. mentos and diet coke.
8. numa numa.
9. peanut butter jelly time.
10. george lucas in love.
11. you're the man now dog.
12. yatta.
13. star wars kid.
14. bubb rubb.
15. the flying spaghetti monster.
16. dramatic chipmunk.
17. homestar runner.
18. g.i. joe pork chop sandwiches.
19. fail blog.
20. skateboarding dog.
21. all your base are belong to us.
22. winnebago man.
23. we like the moon.
24. i can has cheezburger.
25. barney vs. tupac.
26. shining.
27. cute overload.
28. rick roll.
29. lazy sunday.
30. david after the dentist.
31. powerthirst.
32. christian the lion.
33. bert and ernie rap.
34. lady punch.
35. leprechaun in alabama.
36. where the hell is matt.
37. boom goes the dynamite.
38. breakdancing baby.
39. drunk jeff goldblum.
40. scarlet takes a tumble.
41. susan boyle.
42. gay mount everest.
43. afro ninja.
44. cop shoots himself in leg in classroom.
45. tron guy.
46. "leave britney alone."
47. laughing baby.
48. i'm the juggernaut bitch.
49. exploding whale.
50. take on me the literal version.
51. bill o' reilly flips out.
52. don't tase me bro.
53. the landlord.
54. breakdancing baby kick.
55. the pet penguin.
56. ms. south carolina answers a question.
57. i'm fucking matt damon.
58. will it blend.
59. spaghetti cat.
60. tom cruise kills oprah.
61. little superstar.
62. chad vader.
63. pretty much everywhere it's going to be hot.
64. i like turtles.
65. who needs a movie.
66. jake e. lee shreds.
67. hawaii chair.
68. aussie party.
69. hitler plans burning man.
70. montgomery flee market.
71. look at the horse.
72. asian backstreet boys.
73. leroy jenkins.
74. pinky the cat.
75. monkey sniffs finger.
76. sneezing panda.
77. prison inmates remake "thriller."
78. techno viking.
79. ask a ninja.
80. best man trips and ruins wedding.
81. best wedding toast ever (amy's song).
82. kitten surprise (how to break up a cat fight).
83. katana sword infomercial goes wrong.
84. matrix ping pong.
85. la penguena prohibida.
86. angry german kid.
87. evolution of dance.
88. ok go "here it goes again."
89. battle at kruger (lions vs. buffaloes vs. crocodiles).
90. daft hands.
91. human beatbox.
92. most t-shirts worn at once.
93. zero g dog.
94. cuppy cakes song.
95. george washington.
96. scary maze prank.
97. gay referee.
98. tranquilized bear hits trampoline.
99. reporter gets a fly in the mouth.

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bold what you've seen.

wall-e.
spaceballs.
escaflowne.
king kung fu.
fearless.
the last samurai.
october sky.
pan's labyrinth.
deuce bigalow: male gigolo.
ferris bueller's day off.
fast times at ridgemont high.
me, myself & irene.
secret window.
from hell.
once.
garden state.
the pursuit of happyness.
pirates of the caribbean: black pearl.
o brother, where art thou?
pretty in pink.
thank you for smoking.
kiss kiss, bang bang.
the producers.
where the heart is.
art school confidential.
21.
speak.
27 dresses.
an american crime.
mouth to mouth.
candy.
the strangers.
penelope.
halloween (2007).
friday the 13th (1980).
carrie.
the fountain.
the quiet.
the happening.
funny games.
blow.
factory girl.
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
but i'm a cheerleader.
sex, lies and videotape.
marie antoinette.
american psycho.
zack and miri make a porno.
love actually.
fear and loathing in las vegas.
amelie.
american history x.
sideways.
dan in real life.
american beauty.
trainspotting.
requiem for a dream.
a clockwork orange.
big fish.
p.s. i love you.
titanic.
donnie darko.
sin city.
say anything.
seven pounds.
the curious case of benjamin button.
almost famous.
choke.
revolutionary road.
stranger than fiction.
memento.
the machinist.
the departed.
changeling.
pulp fiction.
coraline.
one flew over the cuckoo's nest.
atonement.
memoirs of a geisha.
tideland.
the exorcist.
natural born killers.
steamboy.
the iron giant.
castle in the sky.
chasing amy.
grind.
phoebe in wonderland.
edward scissorhands.
sleepless in seattle.
the big lebowski.
erin brockovich.
knocked up.
corky romano.
a night at the roxbury.
the adventures of milo and otis.
away we go.
the royal tenenbaums.
the way we were.
sunshine cleaning.
birds of america.
interview with the vampire.
lords of dogtown.
dead poets society.
white oleander.
imaginary heroes.
up.
charlie bartlett.
rain man.
maniac!
inglourious basterds.
(500) days of summer.
breakfast at tiffany's.
the hangover.
200 cigarettes.
party monster.
ponyo.
the stand.

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Have you ever punched a mirror?
nope.

Do you think you're attractive?
i really don't. sometimes i feel attractive, but it takes effort.

Do other people often tell you you're attractive?
sometimes.

How well do you take compliments?
not well at all. i'm so awkward.

Do you use a brush or a comb more often?
brush.

Are you one of those people who eats ketchup with everything?
nah.

Do you eat ranch with everything?
no. ranch is so strong.

What do you order from Taco Bell when you go there?
i have literally never eaten there.

Do you get headaches a lot?
yesss. i love my advil.

What color are your eyes?
blue.

What color do you wish your eyes were?
i'm good with mine.

Don't you think it'd be cool to see a colossal squid?
well, not while swimming. but like at an aquarium, then yes. they're so gross but amazing.

Have you ever seen a shark while in the ocean?
negative!

What sport would you love to learn?
i pretty much know them all.

If you're a girl, do you paint your nails often?
when i remember to.

If you're a guy, do you like when girls have their nails painted?
lol, i've always wondered what guys thought of that.

What do you think of fat girls who wear skinny jeans?
people should dress their bodies correctly, regardless of their size.

Do you like mustard?
not so much.

What kind of steak do you prefer?
meh. it doesn't taste good to me.

Would you ever get botox when you get old with wrinkles?
i doubt it. i hate the stiff-faced look.

Are you afraid of getting old?
of course.

Are you super pale or tan?
pale, woot.

Have you got freckles?
not many. i have a lot more in the summer.

Do you get excited when you get new text messages?
of course.

Do you spell well?
mostly.

How good are you at counting change?
i'm bad at anything involving numbers.

Are you a people person?
not at all. people make me feel uncomfortable.

Can you flare your nostrils?
uh huh.

Are you double jointed?
not that i know of.

Do you paint your toe nails and fingernails the same color?
usually. but i only paint my toenails in the summer.

What color is your favorite pillow case?
it's the same pattern as my comforter and sheets.

What do you think of cheaters?
without cheaters, there would be no jerry springer. therefore, i love cheaters.

Have you ever cheated on a significant other?
nah.

Have you ever been bitten by a dog?
not badly.

Would you eat cat meat?
god no.

1000awesomethings.com.
(obviously not all 1000, but bold if you like!)

typing in your username and password at the speed of light.
when you tune the radio station perfectly so there's no static.
trying to understand what your friends are saying underwater.
singing in the car on the way to/from a concert.
staying up past your bedtime when/if you were/are a kid.
when the dog's really excited that you're back home.
really, really short people.
riding home with a box of pizza on your lap.
peeling off your socks under the sheets.
when it feels like a song's lyrics were written for you.
coming back to your own bed after a trip.
when the hiccups stop.
hilarious last-minute halloween costumes.
when batteries are included.
when someone notices/compliments your new haircut.
peeling the thin, plastic film off new electronics.
when the plane suddenly speeds up on the runway.
stomping dry, crunchy leaves.
walking faster than cars sitting in traffic.
when you're washing the car, and it's hose time.
wordless apologies.
when you flip on the radio just as your favorite song starts.
screaming at characters in movies.
a long hug when you need it.
rubbing someone's newly shaved head.
when you sneeze and as stranger blesses you.
passing under a bridge when it's pouring rain.
laughing so hard you don't make a sound.
the smell of play-doh.
the feeling on your teeth after getting your braces off.
dangling your feet in water.
sneaking under someone else's umbrella.
getting into bed after shaving your legs.
mixing cookie batter with your bare hands.
celebrity baby names.
seeing someone laugh in their sleep.
the sound of rain from inside a tent.
that one really good pen that you never lose.
remembering what movie a person is from.
salt.
having your ears pop after a long flight/swim.
the smell of freshly cut grass.
popping bubble wrap.
when you know the answers on jeopardy.
celebrities on sesame street.
the fetal position.
absolute perfect silence.
crying.
flipping the pillow to the cold side.
when you get the milk to cereal ratio just right.
birthdays on the weekend.
taking your bra off after wearing it for awhile.
the smell/sound of a campfire.
high-fiving babies.
peeing in the pool.
really, really tall people.
orange-slices at halftime.
the feeling right after vomiting.
playing old-school video games.
cold water right after ice cream.
breakfast in bed.
the sound of scissors cutting construction paper.
when the lights go out at concerts before the band comes on.
getting an eyelash out of your eye.
getting a trucker to blow their horn.
intergenerational dancing.
adrenaline.
sweatpants.
sneezing 3+ times in a row.
using rock-paper-scissors to settle things.
making pancakes that look like the ones on the box.
flossing.
the smell of gasoline.
picking your nose.
blowing your nose in the shower.

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